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Kill the Dude with the Thing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:23 pm 
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This is utter genius.. So ive layed it out in here instead of just linking the url.

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I came to the conclusion that there wasn't enough dude-with-the-thing-killing during a pair of horrific scenario matches last night, where my team -- who behaved like ping pong balls in a room full of mousetraps -- proceeded to ignore both the thing and the dude carrying it for the duration of the match. I decided to write this article. Today while taking the following screenshots, my team lost 500 to 70 in a stunning marathon of concentrated dude avoidance.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:27 pm 
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There is a 'Thing'?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:33 pm 
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I dont play the game, but that made me smile, well done sir.

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yeah there is a thing with big light beam in the thing holders head

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:33 pm 
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That is a fucking classic. I just need to learn how to make a chat macro that spams the dude has the thing!!!!

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Calaen wrote:
That is a fucking classic. I just need to learn how to make a chat macro that spams the dude has the thing!!!!

Haha that would be great.

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hahaha awesome.

needs to be on the loading screen.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:18 pm 
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Maybe I'm over-analysing but isn't it a physiological axiom that any dude, by the very nature that he is a dude, will have a 'thing'?

Very funny though - I don't even play WAR, but I'm quoting this :)

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:36 pm 
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No, that aint a 'thing', that's 'the' thing, or 'it'. 'A' thing is like anything, but slightly more specific.

if he had 'a' thing, nobody would care, or maybe some may pass comment. If he was holding the 'thing', it may be to his detrement, and probably illiegal.

But, having the 'thing' is a different matter entirely. That's worth fighting over, dying for, or just maybe a right good old rumble.

Don't you just love inflection - hope that clears it up.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:34 pm 
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Miarss wrote:
No, that aint a 'thing', that's 'the' thing, or 'it'. 'A' thing is like anything, but slightly more specific.

if he had 'a' thing, nobody would care, or maybe some may pass comment. If he was holding the 'thing', it may be to his detrement, and probably illiegal.

But, having the 'thing' is a different matter entirely. That's worth fighting over, dying for, or just maybe a right good old rumble.

Don't you just love inflection - hope that clears it up.


miars mate u have way to much time on ya hands :-P


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miars mate u have way to much time on ya hands :-P


More like too much wine with my dinner (and meds)

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