Ok nowt to do with PC's. I have for the past couple of days been getting the worst flu fever I've ever had. Sore bones, muscles, teeth, ears, throat, congested sinus', pounding headache, high temperature, restless, feeling sick, stretching, feeling cold, inability to sleep longer than 5mins, etc. Worst of all I haven't even had the notion to smoke a cigarette even tho I usually keep smoking like a chimney when I'm flu'd up.

I've banged Ibuprofen and Paracetamol down me but it's not really helping much. Anyone got any tips?

(I took my little sister to the duck pond the other day and no one had fed them for ages by the looks and they swarmed us. I hope to fuck its not bird flu :S )

Lemsip Flue Strength + Dash of Whisky
Lots of Vaporub on your chest and back of your neck
Olbas Oil on your pillow
Bed

That's about as good as it gets, but it should at the least help you to get some kip.

EN

bad taste perhaps but I couldnt resist

How could I forget the whisky...

No idea what olbas oil is but i'll have a look for it.

Is it the little green capsules that you squirt on a hanky or pillow? I have some, didnt know what they were called.

We used to squirt them in each others eyes at school

It's just eucalyptus (sp?) oil comes in a little brown bottle and would sting like fuck if you got it in your eyes I would imagine

EN

Sorry to hear you're feeling bad mate. That really does sound awful. Do you think this could be an allergic reaction brought on by the prospect of employment? I recommend that you take five cans of special brew and call me in the morning.

Seriously though... hope you feel better soon.

p.s. Pillow stuff = Karvol?

I think the only thing that can cure it is more cowbell.