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The village elves:
“Young man, you look like a hero,
I said, young man, I know where you should go
It’s a cool place, for an adventurer,
So you can be-come a war-rior!
Young man, you should give it a try,
I said, young man! Nowhere can even vie
With that place there! So go pick up some friends
And go fight your way to all ends!
*chorus*
So get a move and just ruuuuuush to MC!
Just grab your swords and go ruuuuuush to MC!
They have everything, to become a hero
You can get all the loots you know…
So get a move and just ruuuuuush to MC!
Just grab your swords and go ruuuuuush to MC!
You can beat on core hounds, and even Ragnaros
You can go challenge any booooooooss!
*end of chorus*
Who knows? Maybe some friends’ll be
Helping you out! When your bruises they see!
Some say MC, is really to easy
And that we’re real-ly noobieeeeeeees!
See here, everyone’s a bad guy,
I said, young man, we’re here to make you cry!
We are so tough! And even scarier
But you will end up the victor!
*chorus –“
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Fatal Peons, called “Heal, you bloody priest”:
“Heal us now! Heal, you bloody priieest!
Heal us now! Just you bloody heal uuus!
For three hours, through hell we’ve been going,
He may not look it, but the warrior’s craking.
He was so hoooot, ready t’ take ‘em all on,
He’s almost done for, and he’s going down.
My leadership is crumbling, and my men are running,
The best have left me, without even waving.
We’re going no further,
You’ve messed it up you loser…
Only one warrior left, third time we rez him up,
Might as well finish him off, just to make him shut up.
Heal us now! Heal, you bloody priieest!
Heal us now! Before I kick you oooout!
Though I’ve no idea hooooow, I’ve got to break it to you:
No more loafing about, you actually have a thing to do.
You’re a healing priest, so get up and do it,
Though I said priest, you really don’t look it!
You let half the raid diiiiie…
Calling for help is all we can tryyyyyy…
Only one warrior left, sixth time we rez him up,
To think I believed, we’d do thiiiiis thumbs up.
Heal us now! Heal, you bloody priieest!
Heal us now! Before I kick you oooout!
Next time, I swear, you’ll be staying at Stormwin’,
‘Cause I have to say it: you’re as dumb as Leeroy Jenkin’!
If you keep screwing uuuup, you’re heading for trouble:
All of your mates, will make you pay double.
We’ll feed you your robe, and make sure you can’t walk
Without a staff, we’ll have sawed in half.
Heal us now! Heal, you bloody priieest!
Heal us now! Before I kick you oooout!
Heal, heal, heal! Heal, you bloody priieest!”
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