Guys

I shouldn't need to ask this, we're an 'adult' community and all that and we post close to the line. it seems as though we may be pushing that line further than I'm comfortable with.

I'm requesting that people stop posting porn of any kind. I'm hoping we all understand what I mean by porn. A 'cheeky' photo is probably ok but we're drawing the line at erections, bush shots (with or without foliage) and any kind of shagging.

Please be advised that on this topic I do not have a sense of humour and will be prone to bouts of banning rage. I love you all and it would fuck me off intensely to ban anyone for trying to evade or work their way around this request.

Don't give me any of that freedom of expression or speech bullshit either. This isn't some mythical hippy fucking wonderland, it's a forum adminned in part by a miserable chelsea fan. You have no rights and whilst I don't want anyone upset I won't lose any sleep whatsoever if you have a tantrum because I took your posty buttons away.

I'm fucked off and I fucking hate making these whingey rulemongery posts - don't make me post another one please.

M