1. Must be fluent in English
Eh? Please repeat slower and louder with exaggerated gesticulation

2. All applications must be made via the forums
Woot! 1 point to me!

3. Applications should include Character name, Class, Level, Previous guild, reasons for leaving previous guild and reasons for joining us and how you will help the guild.

Char name - Swiftstrike and Flagg (2 chars you understand - not a double barrelled surname)
Class - Some would say they fall into the "Deity" class, but for the unbelievers I'd settle for Rogue and Mage respectively
Level - Both 60
Previous guild - Cybergings (don't laugh - they're not bad really)
Reasons for leaving - Well, Swift never actually left
Reasons for joining - I wub you all
How I'll help the guild - I will hit things with my 2 big swords and will not DPS before I'm told to and I will not have a go at druids who don't heal me and I will unlock boxes for people and I will not make people cry.

4. We don't accept alts, if one character joins, all characters join
Woot! Another point to me.

5. In general trialists have two strikes before we fail a trial period. Serious offences however will result in an immediate removal and failure of trial.
No problem for me - I am not a member of any trade union and so will not be taking part in any strikes.

6. Whilst Attitude is key and not age, strong language will be encountered on occasion in guild chat. If this is likely to offend you or your parents this IS NOT THE GUILD FOR YOU.
No fucking problem with my fucking attitude!! Jeeeeeez!!!
My parents live 300 miles away and the only thing that offends them is that I never bother to visit them any more.

Think were full on rogues...sorry m8

best application yet.....although u do sound like a complete chelsea fan....would that bother u at all that we all thought that, and occasionally called u names?

I heard you had a nudey Paladin too, will he be joining?

SCAB

We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides, we'll keep a welcome in the vale................

My paladin can join - it's true he's naked and useless - he has permanently retired from active service and also suffers from chronic incontinence and galloping crotch rot.

Both Minx and Whelan have been very helpful in sharing thier experience of living with these debilitating conditions.

I thought all your characters were useless :p

Welcome back swifty - I've missed you.

Gynggy - You're a rugger fan - you see the cardiff blues game tonight? Fucking lucky win I thought :p That Fijian is a monster going forwards - My nan tackles harder than him tho

M

Bunch of arse tbh. Dunno what's up with the Blues, the more money they get the worse the team does. Get the amatuers back in I recons

And to think you were gonna sell your account for peanuts to a complete chelsea fan...

Welcome back waster