Thumbnail cos it looks really really worse than it actually is. Thats just cos of the flash. And its a bit damp cos i just took the dressing off.

Correct diagnosis will win a prize.

Ecoli

thought you would have said aids tbh

I would but I thought even you wouldn't shag those munters in the pictures.

A burn? Something to do with a hot exhaust pipe?

I think it's a friction burn where they had to tie a rope around your ankle to drag you out of some horrid smelling taffy's chelsea fan...

It's a Taffy burn alright but not as Neil said.
I think she pinned you on your back, violated you with a strap on and the wound is the result of friction from you wrapping your legs around her hairy back.

pizza innit

i just almost fainted.....

i'm not good with injuries and blood like substances....

So i'll leave this thread right away....

I wouldn't say blood like, more puss like.

Could be the hideous trainers tho

I've told ya boooy, MT'ing Ragnaros can do this kinda shit to ya

Severe skin infection. or cellulitis - correctly diagnosed by nurse Lydia. Little buggers eating my cells.

just had it amputated. the antibiotics will grow me a new one apparently.

at least i cant drink \o/

WTF. Little buggers eating your cells? Bound to be a weaker strand of Ecoli. Gimme a prize.

you can get your prize at my housewarming, vegas will be there

unless i die before then... fuck work was hard today

Fuck me the sun did that to you? I had that all over the inner part of my foot and ankle after I jumped barefoot into molten creosote while pished. o.O
I had it bandaged up for a good while, and man it stank to high heaven when i took them off for redressing. I had never smelled anything like it, and never have since. Kinda gets me horny just thinking about it tbh. Can I come over and give yours a sniff?